OMG I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE!! I ACcIDENTLY DROPPED MAH SODAH WHILE AT ye old EXECUTION!!! THEY THOUGHT I WAS TRYIN TO SAVE THE CRIMINAL!! i hateD THAT SoRry PIECE OF SWINE POO. i wus happy they was hangin heem. THE GUARDS ARE CHASING ME!!1!
Dear person, So let me get this straight? You dropped your "SODAH" during an execution so the guards assumed it was a revolt? Well my good sir, you need to hide. A nice guy
AYOO NICE GUY, MY NAME IS JESSIQUANDA. IM HIDING IN THAT SILO UP IN SLOTH VILLAGE. THERES A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD!! WHER DO I GO???? JESSIQUANDA
Dear Jessiquanda, ... How much is the bounty? A slightly shady guy
AYOOO SHADY BOI, I THINK I HEARD A TOWN CRIER SAY 40 PENCE. ENOUGH TO GET A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BOOZEEEE.
Dear Jessiquanda, ...ok... A VERY SHADY MAN
AYYYYY SHADY GUY THE GUARDS ARE OUT THERE!!!! THEYRE BREAKING THE DOORS DOWN!!1 HELP!!1 DID YOU TURN ME IN???
Dear Jessiquanda, ...yes... I'm getting money and now YOU'RE LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND. *GOAT MOANS* a swiftie shady man